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Monday, March 9, 2009

I hate being a woman...

Sometimes I hate being a woman

Why?

PMS!!! Plain and simple…. It’s bad enough that I have to diet so I don’t continue to be fat, but to diet, feel good, and then get PMS to make you feel even MORE fat, and MORE like you’ve made no progress royally SUCKS! Then here comes the cravings… The craving for the EVIL thing on my diet…CHOCOLATE!! Take today for instance, I’ve done my workout, I’m drinking loads of water, ate well and felt good….Now I have cramps, I’m bloated, I feel like a beached whale, and all I want to do is stuff my mouth FULL of a big giant piece of chocolate cake and wash it down with a tall glass of cold milk (fat free of course).

I hate being a woman…

Why can’t we crave more sensible things like jewelry or clothing or even wholesale electronics? Why must we crave the things that will only make us fatter in the long run? Why do I have to work so hard to get skinny and then have EVIL aunt flo come around and not only make me feel fat, but try to get me fat once again…

I hate being a woman…

2 comments:

._. said...

lol it does suck....... though, I can't complain.. I don't really crave food. I have this like.. pms induced narcolepsy thing going on though ^_^

Brimful Curiosities said...

Need to check out my new book giveaway. The book is all about periods and is quite interesting with some really funny stories.